The Real Housewives of Orange County: Dungeons and divorce papers

Noella Bergener sets sail connected “The Real Housewives of Orange County” this week similar the skipper of the Titanic, blissfully unaware of what’s conscionable beneath the glamorous aboveground of her seemingly unsinkable life.

She’s got a caller pal successful Shannon Storms Beador, who tin surely usage a caller friend, having already made fractional the formed huffy astatine her this season.

And sure, Noella tells Shannon astatine the aesthetician’s bureau arsenic the occurrence begins that her hubby Sweet James has gotten into a small spot of a taxation kerfuffle, but they’re talking astir it looking for a solution.

“It’s a large stressor,” Noella tells Shannon arsenic Shannon gets needles injected into her face.

The fallout from Heather Dubrow’s Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, $36,000 Dinner Party continues this week.

A speedy refresher: Shannon told Gina and Emily Simpson immoderate juicy gossip astir Heather’s person Nicole, Gina told Heather, and past Emily confronted Nicole and the meal enactment was arsenic large of a flop arsenic the caller “West Side Story.”

Heather surprises her hubby Terry Dubrow with a sojourn to his integrative surgeon’s office. Which is sweet, sure, but lone until we recognize she’s mostly determination to bash a melodramatic speechmaking of her substance exchanges with Shannon.

Heather sums up her instrumentality connected Shannon’s M.O. successful a confessional.

“Shannon doesn’t similar to get her hands dirty,” Heather tells us. “She’s ne'er wrong. It’s ne'er her fault. She’s ne'er the problem.

“I beg to differ,” she finishes, and if determination was a assemblage listening they’d astir apt each ballot to convict.

Gina meets up with our Housewife of the Week astatine a cryotherapy spa wherever they rapidly portion down to small much than fluffy earmuffs, furry gloves and genu socks to walk 3 minutes astatine antagonistic 202 degrees successful what looks similar a walk-in refrigerator with a window.

“I’m tense my (body parts) mightiness frost and autumn off,” Noella tells Gina earlier entering the freezer..

“They decidedly will,” Gina reassures her.

Noella shares her processing marital situation with Gina.

“The hard thing, he’s my champion friend,” Noella says, crying tears that would beryllium sleet if she was immoderate person to the people-fridge. “Like, he’s my champion (bleepin’) friend.”

Post-freeze, she’s cheered up precisely arsenic the spa attendant told her she would, and the speech continues with Noella telling Gina that the erstwhile nighttime she’d been truthful upset that she fell dormant successful their enactment dungeon.

“Dungeon?” Gina replies, seeming unsure that the connection meant what she thought it did.

“Mmm-hmm. For sex,” Noella matter-of-factly explains.

Long pause. “You person … a dungeon?” Gina asks again.

“It’s a beauteous small room,” Noella chirpily answers. “A king bed. Satin sheets. Mirrors connected the ceiling. But I was crying truthful overmuch I conscionable wanted to spell away.”

“Oh my god,” Gina whispers, stumped to accidental much for possibly the archetypal clip connected the show.

After that exchange, we spot Emily and her hubby Shane concisely eating meal with their kids successful their backyard, and talking astir their oldest daughter’s involvement successful getting baptized successful Shane’s Mormon faith.

Dr. Jen Armstrong gets a small much surface clip this week, too. Her girl Cece is with Jen’s parent successful Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

The erstwhile week Jen had expressed a tendency for greater affectional closeness with Ryne, her often-shirtless husband. This week Jen admits that she’d ever longed for much closeness with her English-born mother, too.

“I fundamentally joined my parent if you’re putting this each together,” Jen says successful a confessional moment. Later, Ryne arrives location with grandma and Cece, having seemingly driven shirtless to LAX to retrieve them.

Then Noella calls Shannon successful tears to accidental she’d conscionable been served divorcement papers filed successful Puerto Rico that were written successful Spanish truthful her nanny had to construe them for her.

“I conscionable privation my hubby back,” she sobs. “I privation him to travel and archer maine what the hellhole is going on.”

Soon after, Shannon and Gina get unneurotic successful a edifice to hash retired their differences astir what happened astatine Heather’s party.

“I made a mistake and I’m (a jerk) for doing it,” Shannon says arsenic they hold that they’ll effort again to beryllium friends.

“I’ll support 1 oculus open,” Gina tells the camera aboriginal astir however overmuch she trusts Shannon. “I privation I had 3 truthful I could support 2 open.”

They invitation Noella to articulation them successful an effort to cheer her up and connection her immoderate of their Brussels sprouts arsenic she orders a soiled martini.

“It’s a weird clip successful my life,” Noella says, arsenic the camera zooms successful her soiled martini. “To divorce!”

Note: This is the 2nd week successful a enactment that Brussels sprouts person been served and discussed connected camera, raising superior questions astir whether Big Sprout is down this nutrient placement.