Long Beach
Sure, Dodger fans are bummed retired implicit their favorites being eliminated from the playoffs. But, really, that’s nary excuse to commencement consorting with the Devil (see photo).
• Meanwhile, Thanksgiving is approaching — 1 of my favorites ever since I heard astir the day’s exemption for dieters (see photo).
Ah, Thanksgiving. A clip to spot long-lost relatives and have, uh, spirited conversations astir the meal array (see photo).
The holidays, of course, bring a flurry of activity. If it gets truthful chaotic that you tin hardly retrieve your name, I person recovered the billboard for you (see photo).
• Elsewhere, connected my rounds, I heard this: “Maybe it’s conscionable maine but I support moving into radical who accidental they get the worst compartment telephone reception wrong their homes.”
• With the drought worsening, I’m speechmaking that immoderate conservationists consciousness play courses should not beryllium irrigated but for the patches of greenish successful the tee-off areas and the greens. I conjecture I’m not nonsubjective connected this contented due to the fact that I was seldom successful the greenish erstwhile I played. My chaotic tee shots usually flew retired of bounds into the weeds. That’s erstwhile I stopped playing play and became, I guess, an accidental conservationist.
• Running retired of things to gripe about? Well, you tin ever crook to nextdoor.com for replenishment. A contributor to the website really expressed irritation that 1 fiscal advertisement had “more superior letters than a existent property flyer.” (And you thought you had problems.)
The advertisement began this way: “There volition NOT beryllium immoderate Specific Recommendations for Stock Purchases oregon Investment Advice. Everyone has antithetic Financial Goals.”
Well, you get the idea.
Could we telephone that a superior crime? (Just asking.)
Steve Harvey tin beryllium reached at steveharvey9@gmail.com and astatine sharvey9@gmail.com.