Give your diet the day off and enjoy these Long Beach area restaurants

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Walking George the Labradoodle earlier dawn 1 greeting recently, I had to enactment connected a sweatshirt and a down overgarment because, well, it was cold! Not acold similar I grew up with successful New York. But arsenic a longtime Los Angeleno, I’ve mislaid the furniture of adipose that kept maine warm. And those successful the cognize archer maine my humor has thinned.

I’m similar a carnivore that’s moved from the North Woods to the Florida Everglades; my request to gorge connected berries for a agelong winter’s hibernation isn’t arsenic beardown arsenic it utilized to be. And yet, I was decidedly chilled walking George. He’s got a good mop of Labradoodle fuzz. Me, thing to talk of.

And so, I made the determination to enactment speech my salads for a while, and get backmost to due nutrient — chow that puts nutrient connected the bony arsenic they say. But the much I looked into edifice dishes that would bulk maine up a spot (or a lot!), the alien the scenery became.

The evident choices would look to beryllium a fare of pasta and pizza, hamburgers and blistery dogs, gallic fries and crystal cream. But that’s truthful aged school.

As with exotic sushi rolls, we arsenic Americans can’t permission good capable alone. We’ve got to gild the aged lily. We’ve got to instrumentality what does the job, and marque it bash truthful overmuch much of the job. If a crockery volition enactment connected 1,000 calories — well, heck, with immoderate elemental tweaking, it tin beryllium cranked up to 2,000, adjacent 3,000 calories. Thanks to chains that are portion of the Restaurant Industrial Complex Establishment (R.I.C.E.), our foods person been turbocharged. And frankly, it’s acold much amusive to excavation into the fantastic satellite of fattening appetizers, entrees and (Lord person mercy!) desserts, than it is to plumb worldly that’s bully for us.

Do a web hunt for “healthy dishes,” and the accustomed formed of characters popular up: Lean proteins, steamed veggies, salads with a minimum of add-ons, caller fruit, reduced sodium, overmuch reduced sugar, thing deep-fried, everything earthy and integrated — and perfectly nary precocious fructose maize syrup, an constituent seemingly made successful the lowest depths of Hades. Been there, done that.

But effort a hunt for “most fattening edifice dishes,” and bent connected for a amusive roller coaster thrust done the satellite of items truthful staggeringly jam-packed with calories, sodium, sweetener and ingredients that attack unpronounceable that the digestive strategy boggles. Visitors from overseas often observe that portions successful America are so…big.

But what they miss is that that bigness pales adjacent to the layers of tasty badness successful each bite. There are dishes retired determination that would bust each button, and nonstop your BMI rocketing to levels not formerly known. Also, they sensation beauteous great. And for me, trying to thicken myself a tad for warmth, they decidedly bash the trick. Do I person favourite destinations for filling food? Of people I do. To paraphrase Dante: “Abandon diet, each ye who participate here…”

Meander done the assorted online sites that person chronicled the astir caloric edifice meals — eatthis.com, delish.com, consumerreports.org, mensjournal.com, menshealth.com and others — and 1 concatenation appears implicit and implicit — The Cheesecake Factory (with section branches successful Cerritos and Huntington Beach), wherever the cheesecake seems to beryllium 1 of the much diet-friendly dishes. The database of options is long. Just consider: Fish and Chips (1,860 calories, 2,160 mg sodium), Louisiana Chicken Pasta (2,120 calories, 4,030 mg sodium), Bistro Shrimp Pasta (2,010 calories, 3,180 mg sodium), Crème Brûlée French Toast with Bacon (2,180 calories, 1,070 mg sodium), Chicken Parmesan Sandwich (2,020 calories, 2,940 mg sodium), pasta carbonara with chickenhearted (2,340 calories, 4,030 mg sodium), Fettuccine Alfredo with Chicken (2,290 calories, 2,930 mg sodium), Breakfast Burrito (2,730 calories, 4,630 mg sodium).

Also see that (with variations for age, enactment level and sex) astir of america should devour betwixt 2,000 and 2,500 calories per day, and less than 2,300 mg of sodium per day, and you get a conception of however overmuch these azygous dishes — conscionable 1 crockery — volition origin our scales to groan with the effort of telling america however we’re doing successful presumption of diet. Like I said, by examination the cheesecake is simply a fare dish. Though not much.

While Buffalo chickenhearted wings aren’t precisely the healthiest nutrient successful the world, for the astir part, they conscionable are what they are, and thing overmuch more. But astatine the Buffalo Wild Wings concatenation (with section branches successful Long Beach, Cerritos and Lakewood), the Boneless Large Thai Curry Wings bash negociate to propulsion the borderline of the caloric envelope, with 2,790 calories, and (hold connected to your emotion handles!) 9,680 mg sodium. How precisely they compression that overmuch sodium into a comparatively humble appetizer handbasket of wings is simply a puzzlement. And, indeed, rather an accomplishment.

By comparison, the Cheese Curd Bacon Burger with Fries is simply a fare dish, with 2,940 calories and 3,610 mg sodium. Though it definite doesn’t look similar a fare dish. This is simply a two-hander of a burger, excessively skyscraper-like to instrumentality a due wound astatine 1 sitting. Unless, of course, you person a rima similar Joe E. Brown — a sanction from different epoch remembered lone by those of america with a well-honed sensation for trivia. And chaotic wings.

At Chili’s (with section branches successful Long Beach, Lakewood and Cypress), it lone takes 1 crockery to nonstop immoderate dreams of dietary rationality skidding disconnected into the fog-shrouded distance. And that’s the heavyweight instauration called the Ultimate Smokehouse Combo: Jalapeño-Cheddar Smoked Sausage, Ribs (dry rub), Crispers Honey Chipotle with ranch. With 2,865 calories and 2,820 mg sodium, it’s a mouthful successful a multitude of ways. And of those elements are a belly-buster successful and of themselves. Put them each together, and you’re some precise good fed — and precise happy.

And arsenic if the trio of meats aren’t enough, the platter besides comes with sides of chili-garlic toast, ail dill pickles, homestyle fries and roasted thoroughfare corn.

If you’re inactive hungry, see the Bacon Ranch Beef Quesadillas, which measurement successful astatine a comparatively humble 1,830 calories, but marque up for it with 4,000 mg of sodium. As ever, the quality of these dishes to furniture connected the sodium amazes me. It’s similar a brackish lick…eaten with a fork and knife.

As astatine Chili’s, Red Lobster (with a section subdivision successful Lakewood) layers it connected champion and astir successful a crockery of galore colors and galore parts. It’s the Admiral’s Feast with gallic fries, Caesar crockery with Caesar dressing…and broccoli. It weighs successful astatine 2,530 calories and 6,800 mg sodium. It includes deep-fried shrimp, deep-fried bay scallops, deep-fried clam strips and deep-fried flounder. The seafood successful and of itself isn’t the problem. But each that batter and deep-frying lays it connected beauteous thick.

It’s 1 of the lone weight-gain dishes recovered online to see a crockery — albeit 1 with a sodium-heavy dressing. And determination is, of course, the enigma of the broccoli. Which is steamed, not deep-fried, making it look similar a alien connected the plate.

I’m consenting to conjecture plentifulness of orders of the Admiral’s Feast are taken distant with the broccoli untouched. If you’re trying to enactment connected the pounds, broccoli volition bash thing to help. Battered and served with a condiment yes. But au naturel? It’s a alien successful a unusual land.

The paper astatine IHOP (with section branches successful Long Beach and Lakewood) goes connected for pages and pages, done burgers and bowls, ham-and-egg melts and Philly cheesesteak stackers. There are a people of the namesake pancake dishes, on with a wide and chaotic enactment of crêpes and waffles, meal burritos and French toast.

And though this is acold from a fare menu, particularly if you dip heavy into the wonders of the syrup caddy, I’m not definite immoderate crockery comes adjacent to the Cheeseburger Omelette with Pancakes, which has 1,990 calories and 4,580 mg sodium. Add connected a mates 1000 calories worthy of syrup, and this 1 is an Olympian creation. Even the New York Cheesecake Pancakes person lone 890 calories.

What astir cholesterol?

Meandering done the assorted lists of high-fat dishes, it occurred to maine that our aged bugaboo — the dreaded cholesterin — was hardly mentioned. Much was said astir calories, saturated fat, sodium and sugar. But cholesterol, which we utilized to unrecorded successful fearfulness of, seems to person mislaid its terror. Or astatine least, the menace of cholesterin has been replaced by a fearfulness of saturated abdominous — “sat fat” to those successful the biz!

I’m atrocious to spot cholesterin go. Back successful the day, determination were reams of chatter involving each the unhealthy cholesterol-generated goo, glop, sludge and muck clogging our bloodstreams. Which brings to caput a constituent the large A.J. Liebling made backmost successful 1959 successful his reminiscence of eating successful France, titled “Between Meals: An Appetite for Paris.”

At 1 constituent successful the book, helium wrote: ”In the heroic property earlier the First World War, determination were men and women who ate, successful summation to a whacking luncheon and a glorious dinner, a voluminous supper aft the theatre oregon the different amusements of the evening. I person known immoderate of the survivors, octogenarians of unblemished appetite and unfailing bully wit — spry, wry and escaped of the ulcers that travel from worrying astir a balanced fare — but they person had nary emulators successful France since the doctors determination discovered the beingness of the quality liver.”

Liebling past goes connected to item the lives of a fig of Great Eaters of the Old School, who could truly battalion it distant and lavation it down with vino successful copious quantities. All of them look to unrecorded to ripe aged ages, and each of them proceed to devour the richest of the affluent dishes of France with seemingly nary problems astatine all. Often, their ends travel arsenic a effect of being tally implicit by a car astatine property 94 connected their mode to dinner. The constituent is, rather clearly, that we were a batch healthier earlier the find of the cholesterin that led america to judge we weren’t steadfast astatine all.

Liebling’s thesis would, nary doubt, clasp up a batch amended but for the unfortunate information that Liebling himself died successful 1963, astatine the property of 59, racked with gout, the effect of a beingness built astir the pleasures of monolithic self-indulgence astatine the table.

But still, I bash deliberation determination is simply a constituent to beryllium made present — that sometimes problems don’t really beryllium until we’re told that they bash exist. That radical lived to ripe aged ages earlier cholesterin investigating became a dietary Pet Rock, and that it’s perfectly imaginable that worrying astir your cholesterin level has the nett effect of raising the level that you’re worrying about.

For galore years, those who were diet-conscious would speech astir thing but the authorities of their cholesterol. And not conscionable their cholesterol, but besides their HDL, LDL and triglyceride levels, on with their all-important cholesterol/HDL ratio. I retrieve The New York Times spending 2 days moving the cholesterin and HDL levels of George Bush and Michael Dukakis (remember him?) successful boxes connected the beforehand page.

Sadly, present that cholesterin phobia seems to person faded, it’s go an point of unhealthy nostalgia. I had a checkup recently, and recovered my cholesterin level was beauteous lousy, which was truly depressing. I mean, I don’t devour much than a fewer eggs a week; I don’t dispersed food connected my bread; I devour a batch much food and poultry than meat; I locomotion 3 miles a day. (From my bureau to the kitchen. But still…) I bash each the close things. My value is nether control. And yet, acknowledgment to my cholesterin level, I felt similar I’m a mess.

My woman told maine we needed to capable the cupboard with oat bran cookies, oat bran cereals, oat bran bread, and oat bran caplets — Roto-Rooter for the bloodstream.

The bully news, I suppose, is that I’m not disquieted astir my liver astatine all. Compared with the morbid consequences of cholesterol, the liver ails truthful fashionable fractional a period agone look similar a low-fat, low-cream, low-alcohol picnic successful the park. And anyway, present that cholesterin is forgotten, I’ve moved connected to being tense astir my A1C. And, of course, Covid gives america plentifulness to fret over. Now that we’re woke — fare speaking — there’s ever thing new.

Merrill Shindler is simply a Los Angeles-based freelance eating critic. Email mreats@aol.com.

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