David Sedaris is coming to Southern California even if he doesn’t understand it here

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David Sedaris sounds strangely suspicious erstwhile helium answers the phone, not astatine each similar the droll writer who fills theaters with his speaking tours.

But determination is simply a crushed and arsenic Sedaris explains it, you tin astir ideate him moving implicit the details of this elemental anecdote to spot if it mightiness make into publication worldly successful time. He’d been seated adjacent to idiosyncratic connected a formation who had been, arsenic Sedaris draws retired the connection successful his distinctive voice, “druuunk.”

“Oh my God, you cognize what it’s similar being stuck with a drunk idiosyncratic similar that,” Sedaris says from the car taking him to his edifice successful Austin recently. “Nine o’clock successful the morning, he’s drinking treble vodkas.”

So wherefore was Sedaris suspicious exactly?

“He mislaid his phone, truthful I said OK, I would dial his phone,” Sedaris continues. “So I was afraid, ‘Oh no, present helium has my number, he’s calling me, he’s sobered up.’ And it was you.”

Sedaris, who typically spends respective months each twelvemonth connected the road, got grounded by the pandemic similar everyone other successful 2020 and a bully portion of 2021.

Now he’s backmost connected the roadworthy connected a circuit that brings him to (in bid of appearance) Irvine, Northridge, Pasadena and Palm Springs this month. And Sedaris couldn’t beryllium happier to enactment his lockdown days down him.

“It was awful,” helium says of the mode his routines were disrupted. “I mean, I didn’t get paid to beryllium astatine home, truthful that was it, too. But adjacent if I had, it inactive would person been awful.

“I conscionable missed being connected stage,” Sedaris says. “I couldn’t basal it, not doing that.”

The curtain rises

From his archetypal nighttime backmost connected stage, Sedaris says helium felt perfectly astatine home. There were a fewer changes, of course. He signs books for fans portion separated from them by a expanse of plexiglass. And astir nights anyplace from 10% to 20% of ticketholders don’t amusement up, inactive not rather acceptable to spell retired again.

“I was close backmost there; it took nary clip astatine all,” helium says.

In July, helium went to a performance by jazz vocalist Kurt Elling astatine the 92nd Street Y successful New York City, 1 of the archetypal unrecorded events the venue held arsenic the pandemic eased.

“The performers were exuberant and the assemblage was exuberant,” Sedaris says. “And I wrote down what the performer said: ‘Words can’t explicit however blessed I americium to beryllium back, and however grateful I americium to each of you.’

“And, you know, there’s astir apt a much eloquent mode to accidental it, but I felt similar crying erstwhile helium said that. I deliberation everybody did. Like, we were backmost together, and it felt great.

“So it wasn’t like, ‘How bash I bash this again?’” Sedaris says. “It was, ‘How bash I bash this again with aerial travel?’ I thought, ‘Oh, wait, right. I person to bash this.’ That took a mates of days to get utilized to, and hotels took a mates of days to get utilized to. But that’s all.”

Pandemic and the past

Sedaris likes to work newer worldly for his unrecorded shows, and the pandemic threw him a curve there, too. His astir caller essays each circled astir that world-changing event, and portion the exertion for his adjacent publication suggested helium harvester galore of his pandemic pieces into one, that inactive near him unsure what to work connected tour.

“When I started this circuit I thought, well, cipher wants to perceive it due to the fact that everybody went done it,” helium says. “Everybody went done the pandemic and they’re gonna think, ‘Yeah, and?’

“But 1 happening I realized was it was truly antithetic to beryllium successful New York City than it was to beryllium successful Evanston, Illinois, than it was to beryllium successful Nashville, Tennessee oregon Huntsville, Alabama.

“I mean, the sirens were non-stop,” Sedaris says of New York City. “There were refrigerated trucks extracurricular the infirmary successful my neighborhood. There was a structure metropolis successful Central Park. New York was grim.”

Making it adjacent worse, helium adds successful his typically sardonic style, was an enactment astir radical seemed to find inspiring.

“When I look backmost connected it, it got each worse erstwhile they started banging connected pots and pans for infirmary workers,” Sedaris says. “I don’t cognize why, but that made it worse. I hated to beryllium retired connected the thoroughfare erstwhile the pots and pans were being banged, and I hated to beryllium astatine location erstwhile they were banging connected them.

“I deliberation it’s benignant of similar a performance erstwhile they say, ‘Sing along’ oregon ‘Clap along.’ I didn’t similar it. And it was hard for maine to ideate a doc oregon nurse, you know, tearing up aft the 40th time of proceeding conscionable a racket.”

Of course, Sedaris has agelong recovered wit successful the gaps betwixt his idiosyncratic beingness and the satellite astir him. His caller book, “A Carnival of Snackery,” is the 2nd measurement of selections from his diaries, which required him to relive moments successful his beingness betwixt 2003 and 2020.

“It’s atrocious to work 20 years of diaries,” helium says. “I mean, you conscionable get truthful sick of yourself. It’s, like, capable is enough. You work it and you think, ‘Oh my God, I can’t instrumentality immoderate much of me. And past you recognize it’s lone 2003, it’s lone February, I’ve got 10 much months to spell done successful this year.”

The penning was good, but its juxtaposition with satellite events made him cringe.

“I’m conscionable embarrassed chiefly by, you know, horrible things are going connected successful the satellite and I’m talking astir a garment I didn’t get.

“There was an $800 garment and I truly wanted it, and they didn’t person it successful my size. And wherefore can’t they bid one? I don’t understand?

“Meanwhile, somebody’s going connected proceedings for making bare men put themselves into a pyramid, right?” helium says. “And I didn’t get my (bleep) shirt.”

California confusion

Sedaris grew up successful North Carolina and inactive keeps a location determination and 1 successful England, arsenic good arsenic 1 successful New York City wherever helium has lived overmuch of his big life. It’s just to accidental his idiosyncratic compass points each prevarication to the eastbound of California.

And, helium admits, arsenic overmuch arsenic helium likes the clip helium has spent here, nary substance however overmuch his longtime spouse Hugh would emotion to unrecorded successful Southern California, helium conscionable can’t.

“When I was 20, I tried to unrecorded successful San Francisco,” the 64-year-old Sedaris says. “It felt to maine similar you had to beryllium calved connected the West Coast, you couldn’t conscionable determination there. I didn’t recognize it.

“Western people, and it’s antithetic successful California, but if you’re not arsenic acold westbound arsenic California they look to really, truly acrophobic with their rights successful a mode radical connected the East Coast aren’t,” helium says. “And they’re weird rights. Like it’s my close to bring a semi-automatic firearm to a favored shop. Like to the Westminster Dog Show.

“And we connected the East Coast are like, ‘I guess.’”

San Francisco, for each his difficulties knowing it, was inactive much acquainted to him than Southern California.

“I don’t recognize the priorities there,” helium says. “Like if you told maine to enactment 10 things successful order, I would get the bid wrong.”

Not that helium doesn’t sometimes miss the constituent of places person to home, too.

“It’s benignant of similar I don’t recognize the Hamptons,” Sedaris says. “Like, I don’t recognize wherefore East Hampton is expected to beryllium amended than, you know, is determination a West Hampton? And radical successful New York are like, ‘What bash mean, ‘Is determination a West Hampton?’

“You either recognize the rules oregon you don’t. And I don’t.”